Two littles poems... lol

I have thought to place these wonderfulls peoms in "humour", but they are better here ^^
Yes, I agree, if they weren't in english, it would be dumb, but...it's on english ^^

"This is the Ballad of Joe Mc Clock
All guy with a cork screw cock...
He spent his life in a fatal hunt
for the only girl with a cork-screw cunt.
...
He found the girl...and then fell dead
for the girl had a left-hand thread

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It was an old man in madras
And his purses were made of brass
By windy weather
They clash'd together
Anf sparks flew out of his ass

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i didn't understand everything, no, i didnn't understand most of it. could u post a translation???

very good idea Necros, I don't understand any word^^

Ceci est la ballade de Joe mc clock
un type avec une queue (enfin à l'avant ^^) en tire bouchon
Il passa sa vie à une quête fatale...
Pour la seule fille avec un vagin en tire-bouchon
...
Il trouva la fille...et là en tomba raide mort
Parce que la fille avait un trou dans le sens gauche (n.d.t : du coup ça pouvait pas aller^^)

C'était un vieil homme à madras
Et ses bourses (vous voyez bien les quelles ^^) étaient faites en bronze
Par temps de vent
Elles se cognaient (enfin c pas vmt ça mais bon^^)
Et les étincelles jaillissaient de son cul

Bon j'avais bien prévenu, qd c pas en engl ça devient con

ca fait tout de suite moins poétique bizarrement mdr
je préférais quand je comprenais pas tiens mdr

rolling on floor of laughing

Sorry for the translation
(when u do no translation, you must NOT speak french, ok ^^)
(if u don't agree with me, go to the first "règle du chef" ^^)

sorry, i don't understand what u want

he want you to speak English (or me I think, sorry^^) in this topic!

Yes, I scribed that just for u ^^
So, don't forget it ^^

eh, ok, no problem, but i thought that speaking english is obligatory in "English topic"

And IT'S OBLIGATORY !!!!
(a little exception 4 the translations ^^)

sorry yoda, but u r BROKEN!!!!!

Muahahahaha

I'm Evil

You?? Evil??

What means evil ?

You didn't learn your lesson !!

Evil is le mal

O ok
Hm, why do u say u're evil ?

'cause i'm mouahmouahmouah

Moé a écrit:

I'm Evil

U? Evil? ... heumheum... HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

O I'm so scared !

hey, i laughed! i didn't want to scare u, i laughed because i don't find that moé is evil^^

u don't scare me, but moé do